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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Mark Twain
"I never let my schooling interfere with my education."
"Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold."
"All schools, all colleges, have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge."
"There are lies, damned lies, and statistics."
"Many public-school children seem to know only two dates - 1492 and 4th of July, and as a rule, they don't know what happened on either occasion."